foxnewsofficial:

if i was a delivery man i’d spend all day seeing how seductively i could say “i’ve got a big package for you” and get away with it 

3:14 pm  •  2 November 2013  •  45,356 notes

porndirector:

my life is like a teenage boy

always hard

3:13 pm  •  2 November 2013  •  173,869 notes